Muggle Humor #46: Courtroom Humor

Of the Months: - Muggle Humors

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility .....

Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'
A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'
A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'
A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'
A: 'Yes, sir, ... I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
A: 'Yes, sir.'

Q: 'Now, ... why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.

Last Updated on Monday, 19 July 2010 12:49 Written by Nik Monday, 19 July 2010 11:55

Graphical Oops! Gets A New Series This August

Site News & Updates - Feeling A Little Mischievous ...

Fans of our Graphical Oops! Section will get something else to chuckle at real soon. We will be releasing our newest graphic series, VamPotter sometime in the next couple of weeks.

*Update: The first of many of this brand new graphical series will be released August 2nd!

Here's a sneak peak:

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Last Updated on Sunday, 18 July 2010 16:08 Written by Nik Saturday, 17 July 2010 14:36

Dan's New Broadway Role A Shocker To Fans

Fandom Farce News - Harry Potter News & Reactions

With the Harry Potter films finally wrapped up on filming it's no surprise that the cast are looking to find other roles to star in. But lead man, Dan Radcliffe has well and truly shocked his fan base with his upcoming broadway role. The temporary title is set for "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying", but we've uncovered that the Broadway play and it's content is actually under tight lip due to it's controversial nature and content.

Yes folks, it's finally all going to come to light on the big stage. Paul Reubens finally tells his tale in an all new Broadway play; My Life As Pee Wee Starring Dan Radcliffe. Don't believe us?  The play is slated for February 2011. Check out the preview below:

Last Updated on Tuesday, 13 July 2010 00:36 Written by Nik Tuesday, 13 July 2010 00:14

Muggle Humor #45: Cheaters Never Win

Of the Months: - Muggle Humors

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

XXX P.S. Your girlfriend called.

Written by Nik Monday, 12 July 2010 13:54