The HPA Under Federal Investigation

The Harry Potter Alliance, a once highly popular fan site is currently under Federal Investigations for it’s current activities. Reports say that what was once a website with intent to spread peace, love and help throughout the world using Harry Potter as it’s base is now believed to be an up and coming religious cult.



Millions of complaints that were filed with local authorities consist of having to attend meetings and “concerts” where they were forced to dress up as characters of the Harry Potter novels. Others say that they were forced to put away their cell phones stray away from television programs and actually socialize with other people of the same age and interest. The most common complaint is that they were brainwashed into believing that there is good left in this world and that they could make a difference. Codswallop!



As soon as word got out that people weren’t glued to their televisions or smart phones naturally someone had to step in and stop this movement. The president is scheduled to make an announcement tonight in a State of the Union speech regarding what people are now calling the ‘Harry Potter Cult’.



The Federal Government is also working on passing a ‘Harry Potter Bill’ which will entail anyone over 18 without a child under 16 in possession of Harry Potter related material, printed, electronic, toys, audio or created will be considered a Felony and be fined up to 200,000 dollars and or confinement for no less than 1 year and but no more than 5. Lawmakers are expected to vote on this bill later this month.