They are referred to as “Homo Slackass-Erectus” They are created by natural genetic evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause a shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. [...]

I’ll admit, I’m not one for running around town like a mad man attempting to lose weight. I don’t have time with my work schedule. Nor do I like going to the gym, it just sucks. The machine you want is usually tied up with some steroid junkie attempting to impress some hottie across the [...]

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Once again I’ve been skulking the isles of the sci-fi section of the book store. It’s getting harder and harder to find books that I haven’t read there, but a couple of months ago I got lucky again. We love our science fiction, but we also love a little comedy and creativity here and there, [...]

Directed By: Steven C. Miller Script By: Jayson Rothwell Starring: Malcolm McDowell, Donal Logue, Brendan Fehr DVD Release Date: December 4, 2012 Hope you’ve been Nice, because being Naughty gets you killed! The Muggle Review It’s a rarity that when a remake is just as good or better than the original. In these day and [...]

We’ve been away for awhile, but now we’re back with a vengeance! Check out our drool worthy trailers of Movies We’ve Got To See! John Dies At The End Evil Dead Seven Psychopaths Hansel & Gretel Carrie [...]

Written By: JK Rowling Release Date: September 27, 2012 Synopsis: When Barry Fairbrother dies unexpectedly in his early forties, the little town of Pagford is left in shock. Pagford is, seemingly, an English idyll, with a cobbled market square and an ancient abbey, but what lies behind the pretty façade is a town at war. [...]